Homeless guy who gets People magazine so it looks like he's actually using the library when he's really just greasing up our windows
Circle I Limbo

The Davidows
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Pooping, Pissing, Yelling Kids/Senior Citizens
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Tony
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Ass Crackers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creepy Porno Guys
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Andrew
Circle VII Burning Sands

People who sign up at every Internet Area
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Thieves
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell